According to The Washington Post, The Danny and Joe Gibbs met Saturday night for dinner. Here's a partial transcript of their conversation:
The Danny: I just don't understand! I am trying to make this team a winner. All-Mighty Joe, why do Redskins fans hate me like the Nobel Peace prize committee hates Dick Cheney?
Gibbs: Because you suck, you lame ass piece of crap.
The Danny: I pay huge sums of money for high-profile, but ailing players, make bad draft choices, sue ticket holders, and hired an untested coach. Why do Lavar and other talk radio big mouths trash me like the public option at a townhall meeting?
Gibbs: Because you suck, you lame ass piece of crap.
The Danny: If I get Jon "Chucky" Gruden will they love me? If I get Bill "The Chin" Cowher will they respect me? I brought you back, Joe. That seemed to work. What went wrong with that? Why didn't you love me like Gov. Mark Sanford loves the Appalachian Trail?
Gibbs: Because you suck, you lame ass piece of crap ... and because: You. Don't. Listen.
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Joe Gibbs doesn't curse, he merely delivers the Word of Joe Gibbs.
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