Ollie saw many BlogWagons on his trip to India. Hopefully this one will smell less like urine and curry.
Chris Samuels Re-Enacting R.Kelly's 1996 Hit "I Believe I Can Fly"
Great Kornheiser's Corpse! People are actually talking about the Redskins for reasons other than Captain Chaos showing his hee-ha all over the inter tubes. When Danny Warbucks hired Encino Man...I mean, Jim Zorn, everyone thought that it was going to be a Al Davis sucking-the-life-out-of-the-souls-of-the-innocent-type situation (sweet hyphenation, huh?). Personally, I thought he was the villain from this:
Somehow I can't see a Born Again saying "Prepare her for our pleasure"
We were wrong. Zorn isn't in over his head. He's not Spurrier running up the score in Osaka with a bunch of backups and then blowing harder than Leperchaun: Back to the Hood. He's not Herr Schottenheimer, locking grown men in their rooms after 8. Dare I say, he's not even Gibbs (II), running plays that harkened back to the days of the wishbone.
All Hail Zorn! All your non-divisional games are behold to us!
(Every time Dan Snyder gets excited, an Angel gets its wings)