Hail holy Zorn, offspring of Heav'n first-born
Providential play-caller, those foul beasts
Charybidis and Scylla could not stop
Thy reverse play-action run-pass option;
May I name thy faults unblam'd from thy wrath?
Th' Quarterback of Soup excells under thy
Tutelage; Choirs of Hogettes sing thy praise
"Hip, Hip, Hoo-Ray, Chosen of the Danny!"
But thou and thy bright Host art fell tempor'y
To those animals over whom Man may
Hold Dominion justly; Rams not these
Sacrificyal but rather rapt in one
Win over thee; their methods from thou not
Hidden but rather wrapt Incognito.
Is Redemption written in the emp'real