Thursday, June 21, 2007

dumber than a blow to the head

I have a brillant idea: Let's pay lots of money to have a conference in lovely Rosemont, Ill., bring smarty pants scientists together ... and then friggin' bicker about neurons!
Okay, National Football League and Roger Goodell, here's the deal. Getting hit in the head really hard really sucks. Next time, take the money for a meeting to discuss how much it sucks, and instead spend it on actually helping the players.
See this would never happen if Marion Barry were in charge of the NFL (yes, we just gave him a promotion).
Commissioner-for-Life Barry make it happen!

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