The LaLanne

I dare you -- DARE YOU -- to call this guy an old coot or codger or, well, anything bedsides King Jack LaLanne, Lord of Strengthfulness.
According to this Post article, at 92 he's in wicked good shape and could probably bench press me ... while I'm sitting in my car ... carrying a herd of elephants. So why don't we get him as defensive end for the Redskins?
GM-for-Life Barry, make it happen!

PS -- For those Arrested Development fans, Uncle "Dragon, SHOOT ME!" Jack, was loosely based on LaLanne.